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Detailed Noise analysis for United Kingdom.
This view focuses on Noise signals in United Kingdom to help you understand what guests mention most.
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United Kingdom
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Confidence
31,009 reviews analyzed across 2 platforms.
Share of complaint snippets where this topic appears by platform.
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Balance is praise minus complaint for this topic on the same platform.
Complaint signal
1.1%
Praise signal
2.9%
Complaint signal
1.6%
Praise signal
3.2%
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Coverage
314 insight pages mention Noise in this scope.
Signal strength
Complaint signal is 1.3% across available platforms.
Praise signal is 3.0% across available platforms.
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1-Star Review: Extremely Disappointing Experience – Poor Service & Tasteless Food I spent 7 wonderful days in Edinburgh exploring various local and international restaurants – Chinese, Indian, Japanese, McDonald’s, Nando’s, Wagamama, and many more. Sadly, my last meal of the trip turned out to be the worst experience of all. My family was looking for a vegetarian option and came across Hong Fu Noodle Bar and Restaurant. We entered and were told the restaurant was upstairs. Before dining, we asked to use the restroom to wash our hands. The staff told us it was downstairs – only for customers – then changed the answer seconds later saying food and toilets are both upstairs. This inconsistency was confusing and unwelcoming. Despite the restaurant being large, it was completely empty – which in hindsight, made sense. We were a group of 4 but chose to order just one dish initially to check the taste. From that moment, we felt unwelcome. The staff member, Jassice, made a comment to her colleague in Chinese while giving us a negative look and body language. It was clear we were being judged for ordering only one dish. While waiting, the children were quietly playing with chopsticks (as commonly done in many Asian cultures). Instead of handling it kindly, Jassice pointed her finger to her lips and sternly signaled the child to be quiet, leaving the child confused and upset. When I asked why, she said they were making noise and might break the chopsticks. Things got worse. While I was still reading the menu, she suddenly snatched it from my hand without asking. When I asked why, she replied, “They will get sticky and oily because your food is here.” I explained I was not eating yet and still reading. Her tone and approach were unnecessarily rude. When the food finally arrived, it was completely tasteless. We were relieved we hadn’t ordered more. This was not just bad service – it was disrespectful, unprofessional, and unnecessarily rude. The entire experience left a bitter end to an otherwise great trip. 📌 My recommendation: Avoid this restaurant completely. If the owner is not aware of this, I suggest reviewing the CCTV footage for staff behavior. This is a genuine review, and I will attach the receipt as proof of visit. 👎 Worst food and worst customer service in Edinburgh.
A good, straightforward local restaurant. Well presented, tasty food. Friendly, chatty staff. Not expensive so can be a regular place to visit. Fun, friendly staff. It can get a bit noisy when busy. Good value.
All good at the ‘Beefbar’, except for the fact that my guest were not allowed through to the Beefbar as they were informed it was not open, yet we were sitting in the Beefbar waiting for them??? Also the music was too loud and the pianist’s jazz form was poor.
1-Star Review: Extremely Disappointing Experience – Poor Service & Tasteless Food I spent 7 wonderful days in Edinburgh exploring various local and international restaurants – Chinese, Indian, Japanese, McDonald’s, Nando’s, Wagamama, and many more. Sadly, my last meal of the trip turned out to be the worst experience of all. My family was looking for a vegetarian option and came across Hong Fu Noodle Bar and Restaurant. We entered and were told the restaurant was upstairs. Before dining, we asked to use the restroom to wash our hands. The staff told us it was downstairs – only for customers – then changed the answer seconds later saying food and toilets are both upstairs. This inconsistency was confusing and unwelcoming. Despite the restaurant being large, it was completely empty – which in hindsight, made sense. We were a group of 4 but chose to order just one dish initially to check the taste. From that moment, we felt unwelcome. The staff member, Jassice, made a comment to her colleague in Chinese while giving us a negative look and body language. It was clear we were being judged for ordering only one dish. While waiting, the children were quietly playing with chopsticks (as commonly done in many Asian cultures). Instead of handling it kindly, Jassice pointed her finger to her lips and sternly signaled the child to be quiet, leaving the child confused and upset. When I asked why, she said they were making noise and might break the chopsticks. Things got worse. While I was still reading the menu, she suddenly snatched it from my hand without asking. When I asked why, she replied, “They will get sticky and oily because your food is here.” I explained I was not eating yet and still reading. Her tone and approach were unnecessarily rude. When the food finally arrived, it was completely tasteless. We were relieved we hadn’t ordered more. This was not just bad service – it was disrespectful, unprofessional, and unnecessarily rude. The entire experience left a bitter end to an otherwise great trip. 📌 My recommendation: Avoid this restaurant completely. If the owner is not aware of this, I suggest reviewing the CCTV footage for staff behavior. This is a genuine review, and I will attach the receipt as proof of visit. 👎 Worst food and worst customer service in Edinburgh.
5 star to Hubert. Amazing service. Arrived for my 30th bday and recieved complimentary drinks. Lovely recommended cocktails. Ordered the full seafood platter. Yum! Also some small platters = yum! Left nice and full and tipsy. Bill was as expected for a fresh sea food experience. Music on point had a little giggle as I was digging into to my selfish.
Absolutely amazing experience! At first we didn't know what to choose from the menu because everything sounded interesting. When our food was brought out I realized we should have listened to the waiter when he told us their burgers were really big. We didn't even finish everything we ordered! But I fell in love with their onion rings. You won't find better burgers in Edinburgh!
10 of us went for for dinner between colleagues. The food was very average as well as the service and the room amazingly noisy. Definitely not worth the price.
A beautiful restaurant and good ambiance. However, noise level makes conversation difficult. The chicken Milanese was delicious, the Olivia was tasty, everyone had a splendid evening.
£49.50 for a 2 course brunch!!...please, coffee, eggs benedict and a tiny lemon tart..... the views are good, the service was inconsistent, food was agreeable... but we wouldn't say that it was value for money... quite noisy too.... done it, wouldn't bother again.
1st time here. Amazing place food was fablous as was the service. So fresh & well present Staff were excellent always on hand. Wasn't rushed & it was very relaxing. The music is not really loud, just the background. Worth a look & so worth money. Would I recommend definitely.
2nd lunch here this year, with a different menu, both experiences have been amazing. I didn't think you could dine Michelin ⭐️ at this price. The staff are friendly, attentive and very knowledgeable. The food is a taste sensation - truly clever, thoughtful chefs designing it. 3 courses but with tasty extras mean you finish pleasantly full, having had an unhurried dining experience. Shout out for Irma and Amy who's chat and service mean I'll be back. Lovely surroundings with no background music so you can enjoy the company of your dining companions
Absolutely beautiful in every way. Incredible food cooked to perfection. Wonderful service and gorgeous relaxing decor with soft background music. Highly recommend. Been before coming again 💕
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Been before and never disappointed. Had the eat out in march menu. Chose chilli chicken and lamb samosas, chicken makhani and monkfish curry, rice, roomali roti and mango kulfis. All food lip smacking good. atmosphere lovely though a tad noisy. busiest restaurant on st andrews square. Only thing would change is having tables of 2 not so close together as it was hard to hear each other and the server and felt too close to the people next to us. But apart from that yet another astounding meal. Special shout to Matt, so attentive and personable. When I come back want to be served by him aslittle touches such as bringing straw wrapped in napkin so not handled by him and deiscreetly cleaning a spill whilst keeping our attention focused on him by chatting away to us. Superb! The company are very fortunate to have someone like him who has just celebrated 10 years with them. Speaks for itself in these times.
Review rating: 5.0
Food: With over 20,500 reviews averaging a dazzling 4.8, I wondered if the problem lay entirely with my own taste buds. But honestly… it’s hard to put into words. The flavours aren’t bland—there’s plenty of seasoning and salt—but nothing really leaps off the plate. Somehow, the whole affair had a faintly ‘straight out of the freezer’ vibe: perfectly functional, but lacking any soul or spark. Service: Absolutely top-notch. For a restaurant this busy, it’s rare to find a team so warm, attentive, and professional, all while keeping things relaxed and friendly. They run the whole operation like clockwork. Ambience: I’ll admit, I’m not the world’s biggest fan of hard seating. It’s fine for a quick coffee or grab-and-go snack, but for a full sit-down meal, my lower back quietly protested. There are a few padded seats—but the restaurant is always crowded, so they’re hard to snag.
Review rating: 4.0
While the dining room is gorgeous, the food was just okay and the overall experience lacking. Service was fine, although I did get the wrong wine at first (ordered a shiraz riesling and was given a glass of white riesling). Beef tartare was fine, although served on a crostini on a glass plate which made it incredibly loud when cutting into. Quite chewy beef, not exactly melt in the mouth, and the caviar I felt didn't add anything to the dish. Not the best cut of venison either, for the price you would expect the absolute best. My friend's lobster bisque was beautiful, but lacking in amount of lobster. The music playing we felt was incredibly tacky, Harry Potter theme music and then Jurassic Park. For such an atmospheric dining room we were expecting maybe some classical music or moody jazz, instead we got what felt like a tourist tat shop playlist. All in all, it was just okay.
Review rating: 3.0
A lovely haven of peace and tranquillity amongst the noise and bustle of London oh, and by the way, delicious food served by really attentive, friendly and helpful staff. We chose dishes from the fixed price menu and were not disappointed, The food portions were good, the appearance superb and the taste of every course, absolutely scrumptious. We were also absolutely delighted that we were given a complimentary extra dessert when the waiter found out that we were celebrating our 64th wedding anniversary. Will definitely return
Review rating: 5.0
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1-Star Review: Extremely Disappointing Experience – Poor Service & Tasteless Food I spent 7 wonderful days in Edinburgh exploring various local and international restaurants – Chinese, Indian, Japanese, McDonald’s, Nando’s, Wagamama, and many more. Sadly, my last meal of the trip turned out to be the worst experience of all. My family was looking for a vegetarian option and came across Hong Fu Noodle Bar and Restaurant. We entered and were told the restaurant was upstairs. Before dining, we asked to use the restroom to wash our hands. The staff told us it was downstairs – only for customers – then changed the answer seconds later saying food and toilets are both upstairs. This inconsistency was confusing and unwelcoming. Despite the restaurant being large, it was completely empty – which in hindsight, made sense. We were a group of 4 but chose to order just one dish initially to check the taste. From that moment, we felt unwelcome. The staff member, Jassice, made a comment to her colleague in Chinese while giving us a negative look and body language. It was clear we were being judged for ordering only one dish. While waiting, the children were quietly playing with chopsticks (as commonly done in many Asian cultures). Instead of handling it kindly, Jassice pointed her finger to her lips and sternly signaled the child to be quiet, leaving the child confused and upset. When I asked why, she said they were making noise and might break the chopsticks. Things got worse. While I was still reading the menu, she suddenly snatched it from my hand without asking. When I asked why, she replied, “They will get sticky and oily because your food is here.” I explained I was not eating yet and still reading. Her tone and approach were unnecessarily rude. When the food finally arrived, it was completely tasteless. We were relieved we hadn’t ordered more. This was not just bad service – it was disrespectful, unprofessional, and unnecessarily rude. The entire experience left a bitter end to an otherwise great trip. 📌 My recommendation: Avoid this restaurant completely. If the owner is not aware of this, I suggest reviewing the CCTV footage for staff behavior. This is a genuine review, and I will attach the receipt as proof of visit. 👎 Worst food and worst customer service in Edinburgh.
Signal: 0.0%
A good, straightforward local restaurant. Well presented, tasty food. Friendly, chatty staff. Not expensive so can be a regular place to visit. Fun, friendly staff. It can get a bit noisy when busy. Good value.
Signal: 0.0%
All good at the ‘Beefbar’, except for the fact that my guest were not allowed through to the Beefbar as they were informed it was not open, yet we were sitting in the Beefbar waiting for them??? Also the music was too loud and the pianist’s jazz form was poor.
Signal: 0.0%
5 star to Hubert. Amazing service. Arrived for my 30th bday and recieved complimentary drinks. Lovely recommended cocktails. Ordered the full seafood platter. Yum! Also some small platters = yum! Left nice and full and tipsy. Bill was as expected for a fresh sea food experience. Music on point had a little giggle as I was digging into to my selfish.
Signal: 0.0%
Absolutely amazing experience! At first we didn't know what to choose from the menu because everything sounded interesting. When our food was brought out I realized we should have listened to the waiter when he told us their burgers were really big. We didn't even finish everything we ordered! But I fell in love with their onion rings. You won't find better burgers in Edinburgh!
Signal: 0.0%
10 of us went for for dinner between colleagues. The food was very average as well as the service and the room amazingly noisy. Definitely not worth the price.
Signal: 0.0%
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Reviews analyzed
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Platforms covered
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Last update
June 22, 2026
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